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Euphemism of the Week

January 10, 2011 //  by David Keyes

Sadly, the euphemism of the week is “second amendment remedies.”

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Euphemism of the Week

January 3, 2011 //  by David Keyes

The commander of a ship based in San Diego was recently fired by the Navy for being “unduly familiar” with members of his crew.

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Euphemism of the Week

December 28, 2010 //  by David Keyes

A recent New Yorker article reported that an outside auditor assessing a school building project in Nepal was called “very healthy” by locals. This was their euphemism for “massively obese.” According to writer Peter Hessler, while walking from one school to another, the auditor “was overwhelmed by healthiness and had to sit down.”

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Euphemism of the Week

December 17, 2010 //  by David Keyes

When an engine blew up on a Quantas flight from Singapore to Sydney, its pilot told 440 passengers that the airplane had a “technical issue.”

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Euphemism of the Week

December 12, 2010 //  by David Keyes

To explain his conviction that global warming is natural, incoming House Speaker John Boehner said “Every cow in the world, you know, when they do what they do you’ve got more carbon dioxide.”

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From Jewels to Junk

December 9, 2010 //  by David Keyes

The most discussed euphemism of recent times is junk (as in “Don’t touch my junk,” during an airport patdown). How we got from “family jewels” to “junk” escapes me. Today’s junk is yesterday’s stones, marbles, peppercorns and manhood. The euphemisms we use with reflect their times. What does “junk” say about ours?

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